The Holy Temple of Weirdliness

    Welcome to the first Weirdling web page! This page is currently under construction, so don't be surprised by radical changes and dead-end links.

    One day, the teachings of the Weirdlings will be summarized in a book to be titled The Holy Bibble, but until we find a proper prophet, a website will have to do. I've also created The Story of the Universe, using our current limited knowledge on the origins of the Universal Jello and it's properties.

    Now, those new to the church might be asking, "What is Weirdliness? How is it different than most belief systems?" First of all, we do not enforce the concept of an absolute God, that is up to you. There are demigods, though. Demigods are immortal by common standards, but are limited to human bodies. Demigods have a lot of power in things that reflect their personality. For instance, things generally tend to burst into flame around Satan, a well known demigod who currently lives in Cincinnati. For more information on demigods, click here. In addition to demigods, there are also Spirits, which influence human events, and make improbable things happen, for instance, they rig elections.

    Almost anything in this universe is possible, but all events are decided by the Universal Jello. This glob of improbability resides within the fabric of reality, and permeates throughout the entire universe. The food substance known as jello is in fact hyper-condensed Universal Jello, and could be incredibly dangerous in the wrong hands. Universal Jello is very peculiar, and it's actions are impossible to predict. However, we have found that it leaves a universal residue wherever it acts, more so in important things. This residue is in the form of the number forty-two.

   The church has mad an astonishing discovery on the nature of cantaloupes. Apparently, they are the Jello's main vehicle of prophesy, and can be used to divine wisdom in important matters. As Weirdlings, it is important to demonstrate proper respect towards the cantaloupe. For further information on proper Weirdling conduct, click Here.